Congratu-frickin-lations
Move over, folks, there's a new bebeh in town. And this time, I think I can safely say I have some legitimate claims. Not just "oh, yeah, okay, just let her hold the bebeh for a minute because we sort of know her and she looks strong enough to support the head..."
*ahem*
Mr. and Mrs. Beef are having... a calf.
Holla!
I'm sort of excited. Only sort of. Hardly at all. Except all the time when I'm jumping up and down and cheering and buying ridiculous things like tiny pairs of jeans and wee cowboy boots.
I hope the bebeh has ham hock legs like Isabelle.
I hope the bebeh smells like warm buns.
I hope the bebeh has snack-pack cheeks that I want to smooch and eat.
I hope the bebeh likes me...
... What if they don't like me? What if they're too cool for me? What if they can smell the desperate, and how badly I want them to love me the mostest out of all they're assorted relatives?
*wrings hands*
Beef, you better make sure your fat bebeh likes his/HER auntie pork chop best of all...
*jumps up and down a bit more*
10 comments:
Congrats, Auntie Frances!
That is SO exciting. Most wonderful! Your shopping can include an entirely different department to be explored!
Wooo Hooo! Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Beef!
Congratulations to you! You will love being an aunt. I do! Isabelle is smiling now. It is my goal each time I see her to make her smile.
YEAH!!! Congratulations! You will be a wonderful aunt and the baby will love you! We all love you, so why wouldn't the little one?
I think your kind of ok. The baby will give you at least that much love I'm sure.
- BG
I bet that damn baby will have a better @ss than me, eh BG?
I'm not that comfortable discussing baby's asses with you on a public forum. Perv.
- BG
Well you were comfortable with it last night...
Booya!
*does annoying "high-fiving" motion with buddies*
Yay!!! Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Beef. When is Baby Beef due?
Thanks Pork, and yes, the baby will like you best, the bestest of anyone anywhere!
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